Alternative creationist theory: Poseidon as the “First Mover”
Driven wild by lust, the sort which might only be tasted by those who have sat in the company of the Olympian gods—masters of lubricity (as they are of all things)—an oft-tormented Poseidon saw fit to thrust his monstrous member into a volcanic crevice at the bottom of the sea whence he proceeded to thrust…
Islam: the most LGBTQ-friendy religion
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Stoned homosexuals
Everyone but the most ardent apologist knows, at this point, that Islam mandates the stoning of homosexuals. The “People of Lot” are condemned in strong terms in the Quran for their actions, and even more damning is the following hadith narrated by Abdullah ibn Abbas, as jotted down by Abu Dawud: The Prophet said: If…
Donald Trump fantasizes about Rosie O’Donnell
Being a billionaire, Donald Trump has certainly spent a lot of time in the company of models. This makes me wonder if his mind ever wandered from this drab routine. Some years ago, he seemed to really go out of his way to vent some frustration on Rosie O’Donnell. I know this is reaching a…
Alt-Right philosopher series: Alex Jones
I came up with what might possibly be one of the most exploitable ideas imaginable. Here’s a taste of what I may have cooking. I’ll get back to drawing prophet Muhammad (PBUH) by Friday or so, but had to take a brief hiatus from that for what I’ll evasively call “personal reasons.” I am still…
ISIS and sexual repression
When it comes to religion, you can always count on deep-rooted sexual repression manifesting itself in strange, yet unsurprising, ways! Support Mohamed Ibrahim Book Shop | Patreon | Twitter| Facebook | Instagram Special thanks to Andrew Hall who runs the Patheos blog Laughing in Disbelief!
On the 72 Virgins of Heaven
If I was God, I think I’d aim a bit higher with the “rewards system” Too bad I’m not God, right? Enjoy MoCartoons? Consider supporting my work on Patreon. Muhammad Mohamed: The Essential Book of Islamic Heresy Volume One: Now available!
(NSFW) Religious guilt causes sodomy
I know of Muslim women who, in an effort to preserve their virginity, have anal sex. Anal sex is not, after all, “real sex”. This is interesting because they seem to forget that doing the act of “the people of Lot” is expressly forbidden in Islam. Before you start laughing at this appalling loophole, you…
Islam on sex-changes
When confronted with a problem for which there is no direct answer for in the Quran or the hadith, Muslim theologians would engage in ijtihad (independent judgment). This is done as a last resort, and that that is the case says almost all that needs to be said about religion in a general sense. The doctrine…
