Islam mandates a draconian punishment for those convicted of adultery: stoning to death. This sounds terrifying, but the good news is that a conviction for adultery is more easily avoided than you might expect because four witnesses are required to prosecute the libertine in question. According to a prophetic tradition brought to us by Abu…
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Brought to us by the fine scholarship of Muslim ibn al-Hajjaj and Abu Dawud respectively, the below utterances attributed to Prophet Muhammad reveal not only an obsession with the most trivial facets of life, but also an obsessive-compulsiveness which would make Monk seem lazy by comparison! “If any of you wipes yourselves with pebbles…
Hair weaves If you are someone who enjoys hair weaves, I’ve got bad news. When it comes to weaves, Prophet Muhammad cursed both the customer and the service-provider! According to the authoritative compiler of Islamic anecdotes Mohammed al-Bukhari, the Prophet said the Israelites were destroyed when their women began using false hair. Poetry This embarrassing…
If you’ve come to expect lewdness, profanity, gratuitous cartoon nudity, and an eye for ridiculing one of the world’s Great Religions, then have I got a treat for you! While browsing the Ex Muslim sub-reddit, I came across a pretty glorious list of one redditor’s “top worst hadith”. You sir or ma’am inspired today’s cartoon!…
Christopher Hitchens (May Allah Be Pleased With Him) once said the following: “Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on…
Sex sells—especially when it’s controlled in the here-and-now where it matters and you’re promised the really weird stuff after you die. Support Mohamed Ibrahim — Book Shop | Patreon | Twitter| Facebook | Instagram Special thanks to Andrew Hall who runs the Patheos blog Laughing in Disbelief!
