Islam mandates a draconian punishment for those convicted of adultery: stoning to death. This sounds terrifying, but the good news is that a conviction for adultery is more easily avoided than you might expect. This is because four witnesses are required to prosecute the libertine in question. According to a prophetic tradition brought to us…
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Brought to us by the fine scholarship of Muslim ibn al-Hajjaj and Abu Dawud respectively, the below utterances attributed to Prophet Muhammad reveal not only an obsession with the most trivial facets of life, but also an obsessive-compulsiveness which would make Monk seem lazy by comparison! “If any of you wipes yourselves with pebbles…
Hair weaves If you are someone who enjoys hair weaves, I’ve got bad news. When it comes to weaves, Prophet Muhammad cursed both the customer and the service-provider! According to the authoritative compiler of Islamic anecdotes Mohammed al-Bukhari, the Prophet said the Israelites were destroyed when their women began using false hair. Poetry This embarrassing…
If you’ve come to expect lewdness, profanity, gratuitous cartoon nudity, and an eye for ridiculing one of the world’s Great Religions, then have I got a treat for you! While browsing the Ex Muslim sub-reddit, I came across a pretty glorious list of one redditor’s “top worst hadith”. You sir or ma’am inspired today’s cartoon!…
Christopher Hitchens (May Allah Be Pleased With Him) once said the following: “Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on…
Sex sells—especially when it’s controlled in the here-and-now where it matters and you’re promised the really weird stuff after you die. Support Mohamed Ibrahim — Book Shop | Patreon | Twitter| Facebook | Instagram Special thanks to Andrew Hall who runs the Patheos blog Laughing in Disbelief!
Some of my ex-Muslim followers will get this! However, for those who don’t spend their free time watching religious fanatics’ mind-numbing tirades on YouTube, here is a brief explanation. The YouTube sheikh going by the cringe-worthy handle “Dawah Man“ has received some ridicule for his incredulous reaction to hearing about a Muslim woman licking a…
If you ever wondered why the Golden Age of Islam came to an end, this short video of British Muslims bickering over who believes in the most authentic edition of seventh-century fairy tales will shed some light. And people ask why the Middle East is a mess. If these bearded goons would all just die…
The response to the first two volumes of the Muhammad by Mohamed series has exceeded my expectations, given that this site is only a few years old. (My first post was June 23, 2015, and I didn’t publish the first volume of the book until 2017.) I do plan to release many more volumes bearing…
