Things that annoy Prophet Muhammad

If you’ve come to expect lewdness, profanity, gratuitous cartoon nudity, and an eye for ridiculing one of the world’s Great Religions, then have I got a treat for you! While browsing the Ex Muslim sub-reddit, I came across a pretty glorious list of one redditor’s “top worst hadith”. You sir or ma’am inspired today’s cartoon!…

Islam’s morning prayer

According to everyone’s favorite compiler of Islamic fairy tales, Muhammad al-Bukhari, Prophet Muhammad said that if someone misses their morning prayer, Satan urinates in their ears. Waking up before the crack of dawn to splash yourself with cold water and place your head on a damp carpet is difficult for most people, which is why…