Saudi Arabia is a country with leaders that are so corrupt and delusional that they are almost on-par with North Korea. (They barely escaped that fate by rolling into a great deal of ‘oil money’ and, as a result, are humored by international diplomats.) It’s hilarious to report that Saudi Arabia was recently elected to…
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Pro-tip: a lot of the sexist verses are in the fourth chapter of the Quran called The Women (in case the heading didn’t give it away). I made today’s cartoon as a recommendation for those who find themselves in the unenviable position of reading the Quran to a daughter whom they wish to grow up…
I know of Muslim women who, in an effort to preserve their virginity, have anal sex. Anal sex is not, after all, “real sex”. This is interesting because they seem to forget that doing the act of “the people of Lot” is expressly forbidden in Islam. Before you start laughing at this appalling loophole, you…
In my college days I knew a relatively Americanized Muslim student whose parents’ plan to have her hymen checked before marrying her off forced her to resort to other methods of gratification with her boyfriend. This gross invasion of one’s private matters by their parents is just another drop in the endless stream of anecdotal evidence which leads us to a fairly obvious conclusion: where religion is involved people have (and always will) find creative ways to do as they please. I once spotted a Muslim woman with a headscarf making out with her saintly-looking bearded boyfriend in the parking lot outside the university’s library. This was no innocent love-peck given his hand was placed inexorably underneath her shirt.
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One would think that God’s final revelation to mankind, the Quran, would be a truly elevated and inspiring work. Instead, we find that it often lends itself to subjects that are quite base. There may have been a reason for this and, as with any historical topic, it helps to understand the context. To give…
What a train-wreck this election cycle is turning out to be. This comic came to me in a spurious fit of election-related anxiety. Enjoy the debates! Enjoy my work? Consider supporting me through Patreon.
At the very least, perhaps Islam should consider certain exceptions when it comes to the ancient and ultra-puritanical “female modesty code”.
