The Iconic “Burqah Selfie”

Do you not at some point ask yourself what you’re doing?  I don’t like bashing Muslim women because they’re so oppressed that it borders on the comical, but come on! I don’t care what Linda Sarsour or her friend Gloria Steinem says; this is not “humility” and nor is it normal. Enjoy MoCartoons? Consider supporting…

Facebook anxiety

Well, you get the point.  Every morning I feel like Patrick Stewart: Damage report! Enjoy MoCartoons? Consider supporting my work on Patreon. Muhammad Mohamed: The Essential Book of Islamic Heresy Volume One is now available!  

Hijabis want sex too

In my college days I knew a relatively Americanized Muslim student whose parents’ plan to have her hymen checked before marrying her off forced her to resort to other methods of gratification with her boyfriend. This gross invasion of one’s private matters by their parents is just another drop in the endless stream of anecdotal evidence which leads us to a fairly obvious conclusion: where religion is involved people have (and always will) find creative ways to do as they please. I once spotted a Muslim woman with a headscarf making out with her saintly-looking bearded boyfriend in the parking lot outside the university’s library. This was no innocent love-peck given his hand was placed inexorably underneath her shirt.