39 mouth-breathers actually gave their money to multi-millionaire Kylie Jenner

While the GoFundMe campaign is obviously an epic troll (the creator’s online handle is “Fat Jew”), the fact that actual money has been collected in Kylie’s favor borders on the insane.

According to Forbes, so-called cosmetics mogul Kylie Jenner is worth $900 million. The article is a travesty to any thinking person in that it makes the laughable claim that the 20-year-old reality TV star is self-made.

More accurately, Kylie is the product of extreme wealth and whose formal education consists of finger-painting and what Aunt Agatha would cuttingly refer to as idle dissipation. Her contribution to the cosmetics industry is what one would expect of anyone with even an average intellect: wearing “her” product and taking selfies on Instagram. Put more simply: she’s not in the C-Suite.

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“Where is your god now, proles?”

The delicious part of all this is that as of now, there are exactly 39 simpletons who gave actual money to the campaign. So far, $440 have been raised. As to whose pockets these funds will inevitably flow, your guess is as good as mine.

 

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