There has been a lot of speculation as to the contents of Donald J. Trump’s heart. As the saying goes: “Heaven only knows!”
Unfortunately, us mortals are left with mere facts and thus must limit our assessment on their basis.
Consider the following Trumpine characteristics:
- Donald awakens at 5 AM in a gilded penthouse in New York with a simple mission: crush the Twitter haters and be super petty.
- He is a purveyor of the best Eastern-European trophy-wives
- He is inclined to move on women “like a bitch!”
- He runs Miss Teen USA
It hast to be said plainly that a man with such naked adoration of the pleasures of the flesh and who boasts endlessly about living the “good life” is the epitome of what one might call a hedonist. The conclusion seems obvious: Donald Trump does not care about religion—but that won’t stop him from taking a sledge-hammer to Jefferson’s Wall of Separation [between Church and State]!
Strap in folks, we’re in for a hell of a ride.
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