Over the Fourth of July weekend I celebrated like any warm-blooded American: I overindulged the liquor companies and shot off a few fireworks. At some point during this haze I managed to convert Patheos contributor Andrew Hall to Islam. It took me two appearances on his show, the Naked Diner, but it finally happened. It is ironic that I could not bring anyone into the faith when I was a Muslim and only managed this feat facetiously after becoming a soulless heathen.
If hearing a non-native Arabic speaker with a Boston accent recite the Arabic shahadah (the testament of faith which makes one a Muslim) after hypothetically being promised sex slaves sounds like a good time, then take a listen to Episode 38 of the Naked Diner.
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