The blood of Christ seems to have spawned a fairly impressive group of candidates in the year of our Lord: 2015.  Whether I look to the East or to the West, I always find that which demands to be mocked.

To my conservative Christian friends, I say: congratulations.  You beat out the prophet Muhammad for my weekly satire.  It will be a protracted good-bye as you all fade into irrelevance.

Left to right: Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz (click the image to enlarge)